Tuesday, May 6, 2008

The best quotes come from reality tv

Sorry for the fact that there are still no pictures from my trip to California. Can you believe that I've been in Monticello for nearly a week and I just barely unloaded all of my stuff from my car this morning? So I still have yet to find the cord for my computer. Its just that I've been so crazy busy here in Monticello...and by "busy" I mean "lazy."

In fact I have SO MUCH to occupy my time, that I am currently sitting at the good ol' Best Western watching A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila...yeah that's right Tila Tequila. And all I can think about is a quote I heard on "The Root of all Evil" (a show on comedy central that I just happened to watch on the flight back last week). In the show, 2 comedians debate about which of 2 famous people is more evil while some crazy guy serves as the judge and decides which comedian did a better job at providing proof of evilness. On the particular episode that I saw, the debate was who is more evil? Kim Jong Il (the ruler of North Korea) vs. Tila Tequila. One of the arguments of why Tila Tequila is evil was "The Bible warns about the 'Whore of Babylon'...and Tila...well, she's a whore who babbles on..." AH-MAZING. And then I was watching The Bachelor last night, and during some of the outtakes, it was showing a girl who kept saying "I'm as sweet as sugar! I'm as sweet as sugar!" and then you hear the producer ask her "Are you saying you're a 'swedish hooker' or 'sweet as sugar'?!" It really sounded like she was saying swedish hooker. The best quotes always come from reality tv...

3 comments:

Brittney said...

You are so funny. I will keep waiting for pictures.

Christina and Ryan said...

I agree. The other day Ryan and I were watching Parental Control and the girlfriend on the couch was SO stupid. Her boyfriend was on a date with the girl his parents picked out. He asked her what she was studying in college, she said human sexuality. The girlfriend said in a disgusted tone "She's majoring in Human Sexuality? What a slut!"

Josh and Tiff said...

hey!! i'm so glad you're going down there! that's awesome! i'm assuming you got a job down therE? yeah, i'm almost positive we're coming and when we do it'll be around the end of May... so we'll have to hang out while we're there. we'll be living in huntington beach for awhile, but then hoping moving down to the aliso viejo area. who knows. anyways i'm glad you found me! i can't believe we haven't hung out in provo for so long! i guess we'll wait until california!